My Camping T-shirt
"What Happens in the Tent, stays in the Tent"
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Megan's Eye
After Megan being so ill last week with Strep Throat and battling with her very high fevers, she developed an eye infection which was very stubborn but we eventually cleared it up.
However, the blood vessels in her eye were damaged from her high temperatures and it looks terrible.
It is healing, albei very slowly, but it still looks so painful.
Megan says its not sore at all, but I can't help but feel sorry for her everytime I look at her.
My wee trooper
Simply Slim - Two Week Update
Just a quick update on my weight loss.I have been on the Simply Slim Slimming Capsule for two weeks today and I've lost 4.1kg already.
Its been very successful. I have loads of energy, I have no side affects (and I'm getting used to the dry mouth and having to drink water all day) and I sleep like the dead at night.
Lets Offend Everyone
Covering all the possibilities...
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp instrument.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in grade 7. Who has the biggest boobs?
The 18 year old blonde.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Boobs don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between a South African zoo and an English zoo?
A South African zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say FUCK!?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp instrument.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in grade 7. Who has the biggest boobs?
The 18 year old blonde.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Boobs don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between a South African zoo and an English zoo?
A South African zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say FUCK!?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Be Who You Are
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." 
PRINTABLE PERSONALISED COLORING BOOK COVER PAGE
Let me explain what this is....
Many people visit my pages... print several coloring pages and then staple them together to make a coloring book. I know of granparents making books for their grandkids, of a teacher putting one together for one of her hospitalised students, I know of parents putting together coloring books this way to give out as party favors and so on.
With this in mind I thought I'd make a unisex coloring book front cover that you can print for your personalised coloring book.
Add to it the name of the recipient and your name as the kind person who put it together. The good thing about it is that this front cover in itself can be colored in.
CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO SEE IT FULL SIZE - THEN PRINT
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